Counties was today! We hosted

Four events for me

I was tiredddddd and am

I swam the 50 breast in the 200 Med. Relay, the 200 free (did really bad on that), 50 free in the 200 free relay (favorite event everrrrr

We came in first in my heat) and the 100 breast in which I knocked 3 seconds off my time
And I'm stealing this from

becasue it's awesome
True Floridians Know...
Socks are only for bowling.
You never use an umbrella because you know the rain will be over in five minutes.
A good parking place has nothing to do with distance from the store, but everything to do with shade.
Your winter coat is made of denim.
You can tell the difference between fire ant bites and mosquito bites.
You're younger than thirty but some of your friends are over 65.
Anything under 70 is chilly.
You've driven through Yeehaw Junction.
You could swim before you could read.
You have to drive north to get to The South.
You know that no other grocery store can compare to Publix.
Every other house in your neighborhood had blue roofs in 2004-2005.
You've gotten out of school early on Halloween to trick or treat before it got dark
You know that anything under a Category 3 just isn't worth waking up for.
You dread love bug season.
You are on a first name basis with the Hurricane list. They aren't Hurricane Charley, Hurricane Frances...but Charley, Frances, Ivan and Jeanne.
You know what a snowbird is and when they'll leave.
You think a six-foot alligator is actually pretty average.
You were 12 before you ever saw snow, or you still haven't.
'Down South' means Key West
You think New York drivers licenses should only be valid in New York .
Flip-flops are everyday wear.
Shoes are for business meetings and church, but you HAVE worn flip flops to church before.
Sweet tea can be served at any meal.
An alligator once walked through your neighborhood.
You smirk when a game show's 'Grand Prize' is a trip or cruise to Florida
You measure distance in minutes.
You have a drawer full of bathing suits, and one sweatshirt.
You get annoyed at the tourists who feed seagulls.
A mountain is any hill 100 feet above sea level.
You think everyone from a bigger city has a northern accent.
You know the four seasons really are: hurricane season, love bug season, tourist season and summer
It's not soda, cola, or pop, it's coke, regardless of brand or flavor: 'What kinda coke you want?'
Anything under 95 is just warm.
You've hosted a hurricane party.
You go to a theme park for an afternoon, and know when to get on the best rides.
You understand the futility of exterminating cockroaches.
You can pronounce Okeechobee, Kissimmee, Ichnatucknee and Withlacoochee
You understand why it's better to have a friend with a boat than to own a boat yourself.
You were five before you realized they made houses without pools.
You were 25 when you first met someone who couldn't swim.(Acctually this year

)
You've worn shorts and used the A/C on Christmas. (hahah, yes!)
You recognize Miami-Dade as ' Northern Cuba '.
All purchases include a coupon of some kind - even houses and cars.
Everyone can recommend an excellent dermatologist.
Road construction never ends anywhere in the state. (So true)
Cars in front of you are often driven by "headless people". (

Oh god yes)
When you step outside at 7:30 a.m., you break into a sweat. (everyday)
You find out that you can get sunburned through your car window
Hot water comes out of both taps. (haha!)
You find out that a seatbelt buckle makes a pretty nice branding iron (yes)
You have more than 20 C and D batteries in your kitchen drawer.
You flinch when you are introduced to a person named Wilma, Frances or Ivan.
Making coffee on your propane grill does not seem like an odd thing to do.
You are thinking of repainting your house to match the plywood covering your windows.
When describing your house to a prospective buyer, you say it has three bedrooms, two baths and one safe place.
You are on a first-name basis with the cashier at Home Depot.
You are delighted to pay $3 for a gallon of unleaded.
The road leading to your house has been declared a No-Wake Zone.
You decide that your patio furniture looks better on the bottom of the pool. (many times

)
You have the number for FEMA on your speed dialer.
You own more than three large coolers.
You can wish that other people get hit by a hurricane and not feel the least bit guilty about it.
Three months ago you couldn't hang a shower curtain; today you can assemble a portable generator by candlelight.
You catch a 5-pound catfish... in your driveway.
You can rattle off the names of three or more meteorologists who work at The Weather Channel.
Someone comes to your door to tell you they found your roof.